Evil Lab Studios
Historical Records · Unfortunate Discoveries

THE MADMAN'S CHRONICLE

A Historical Account of The Philosopher Castor

ARCHIVE · ONGOING

Compiled by: Archivist E. W. Parchment

Department: Historical Records, Unfortunate Discoveries & Other Administrative Punishments

Status: Ongoing

Threat Assessment: Primarily to my sanity


A Note from the Archivist

I would like to begin by stating, for the official record, that I did not volunteer for this assignment.

I was hired to organize manuscripts.

Manuscripts.

Paper. Ink. Perhaps the occasional coffee stain. A perfectly respectable occupation for a perfectly respectable individual.

Instead, I have been instructed to document the life and creative history of an individual known as The Philosopher Castor, a man whose definition of a manageable workload apparently includes writing novels, developing an entire tabletop roleplaying game, composing fictional musical histories, constructing a website, and periodically inventing additional projects because he has somehow found seventeen unoccupied minutes in his schedule.

I have requested additional staff.

Management sent me a rubber duck.

It is now my assistant.

Entry 001 — The Boy Who Found the Strange Ordinary

Approximate Date: 1998 Subject's Age: Twelve

Our records suggest that the trouble began when the subject was approximately twelve years old.

While other children were occupied with comparatively sensible activities, the future Philosopher Castor began writing stories.

The subject reportedly possessed a fondness for monsters, mysteries, strange individuals, old detective stories, and the macabre. Rather than considering these interests unusual, he apparently regarded them as perfectly ordinary.

It was, according to the subject, everyone else who was strange.

This attitude has not noticeably improved.

The earliest stories were not yet called Grimmstone. They were separate tales, populated by characters and circumstances that did not always belong in conventional settings.

Over time, connections began to emerge.

Characters wandered between stories. Places developed histories. The unusual became commonplace.

The subject was constructing a world long before he understood precisely what he was constructing.

I have reviewed the available testimony.

This was probably our first opportunity to intervene.

We did not.

Entry 002 — The Ravencraft Years

Date: 2013 Historical Artifact: To All a Good Knight

In 2013, the subject published a book under the name Richard B. Ravencraft.

The publication was titled To All a Good Knight and appeared through PublishAmerica.

The book is now out of print. The original manuscript and the subject's personal copy have unfortunately been lost to time, circumstance, and whatever malevolent entity governs the preservation of important paperwork.

Nevertheless, the original Amazon listing survives.

I have designated it Artifact ELS-001.

The subject appears to consider this publication an early milestone rather than the conclusion of his literary ambitions.

In retrospect, that should have been our second warning.

Entry 003 — The Experiment Continues

Date: 2023 Event: College Graduation

In July 2023, the subject completed a bachelor's degree in Programming and Development, with a concentration in Game Programming and Production.

He has indicated that completing college was, in part, an effort to prove to himself that he could.

An admirable achievement.

Unfortunately, combining decades of storytelling with formal programming knowledge appears to have given the subject ideas.

Terrible, elaborate, technically feasible ideas.

I am informed that this is when things became considerably more dangerous for the administrative department.

Entry 004 — The City Finds Its Name

Period: Developed over many years Designation: GRIMMSTONE

At some point, the subject's interconnected stories became something larger.

A city.

A perpetually rain-soaked, neon-lit place where eras overlap, clocks disagree, monsters hold ordinary jobs, and the unusual is simply another inconvenience of urban living.

He called it Grimmstone.

The city was not invented in a single afternoon. It emerged from decades of writing, imagination, revision, and accumulated characters.

The subject describes it as a place for the lost.

Having reviewed the available records, I suspect he means that sincerely.

I would also like to note that the city's municipal planning department appears to have been designed by a committee of nightmares.

Entry 005 — The Laboratory Opens

Date: October 2026 Event: Evil Lab Studios Goes Online

The subject has now established Evil Lab Studios as a public home for his creative work.

There is a functioning website.

There is a newsletter known as Evil Lab Dispatch.

There is a Grimmstone tabletop roleplaying game undergoing development and playtesting.

There is a Level 1 Character Creator, which has reportedly survived initial public use without causing any significant explosions.

There are stories, songs, fictional bands, and other experiments in various stages of development.

I have been informed that more are coming.

Naturally.

I have stopped asking how many.

Closing Observation

I was originally assigned to write a brief history of the laboratory.

A brief history.

Unfortunately, the subject has spent more than thirty years accumulating material, and appears to have no intention of stopping.

There is, however, one detail I believe deserves to remain in the official record.

For all the absurdity, the unfinished manuscripts, the experiments, and the relentless expansion of his fictional city, the subject has maintained a remarkably consistent purpose.

He has spent much of his life imagining a place where the strange would not have to explain themselves.

A place for people who never quite felt they belonged.

And now he is opening its doors to others.

I suppose there are worse things a madman could build.

Filed respectfully, reluctantly, and under considerable protest,

E. W. Parchment Senior Archivist, Evil Lab Studios

Postscript: The rubber duck has been promoted above me.

I intend to appeal.

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